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So there I was two nights ago looking swellegant.  Red Italian leather moccasins, crisp white jeans and a sexy grass green linen shirt whose cuffs rolled inside out to reveal themselves festooned with flowers; man bag.

I was meeting with a representative of the State of California, from San Diego.  My fiance, who lived in Los Angeles for many years, loves San Diego and has said as much many times since we’ve known each other.

“Tell me why my fiance loves your city so much,” I said to the man from San Diego.

“Because she is a very intelligent woman,” he smiled.

I repeat: Red Italian leather moccasins, crisp white jeans and a sexy grass green linen shirt whose cuffs rolled inside out to reveal themselves to be festooned with flowers; man bag.

I’m not Big Gay Al gay by any means, more Kanye West gay, were Kanye West gay.  That is to say I am obsessed with colour, and being 6’4″ and 200 lbs that not only means a LOT of colour coming your way often, peacockishly, but that I can also (or so I think) pull off things that on other men might look too feminine were those other men a little slighter in build.  My knee-high Philip Sparks riding boots come to mind.

“No, why does HE love San Diego so much?” I tried again with the man from San Diego, who, through conversation I learned was himself gay. JESUS!

I got my answer, enjoyed the rest of my conversation with him, and made my way home, hopping out of my cab a tad before my place to grab some grub to-go.

Sushi in hand a few minutes later, I headed home.  I passed a woman standing on a street corner.  She had stringy long hair, weathered skin, filthy clothes and was scratching her gunt.  “Want some company?” she asked as I passed by in my red Italian leather moccasins, crisp white jeans and a sexy grass green linen shirt whose cuffs rolled inside out to reveal themselves to be festooned with flowers; man bag.

She, at least, was high on crack.

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